Quotes on Funny Aging

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.