Quotes on Funny Alcohol

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.