Quotes on Funny Best Friend

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.