Quotes on Funny Business

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favourable.

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Get the right people on the bus, the wrong people off the bus, and the right people in the right seats...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity.

Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.