Quotes on Funny Coffee

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.

The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?