Quotes on Funny Drinking

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.