Quotes on Funny Family

In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.

The family is one of nature's masterpieces.

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.