Quotes on Funny Famous Last Words

I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.

I am not the least afraid to die

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

All my possessions for a moment of time.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.

This is the last of earth! I am content.