Quotes on Funny Friendship

"Stay" is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.

I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.