Quotes on Funny Holiday

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.

I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.