Quotes on Funny Inspirational

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger.

The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.

How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.

The road to success is always under construction.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.

Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging is such acts of brutality.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.