Quotes on Funny Inspirational

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.

Generosity is the best investment.

There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

When you're riding, only the race in which you're riding is important.

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.