Quotes on Funny Inspirational

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed.

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity.

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.

If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it.

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves