Quotes on Funny Life

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not.

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.