On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man..

You don't take a picture, you make a picture..

The days passed, as they do, and life went on..

The future belongs to the free..

Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive..

Donald Trump is the head of a global power..

I'm really not that confident!.

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough..

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early..

Love loves to love love..

I don't like things that aren't true..

I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I prefer true over happy now..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married..

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor..

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe..

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me..

What can go wrong will go wrong..