Quotes on Funny Love

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

The art of love is largely the art of persistence.

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love.