Quotes on Funny Love

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

We were so young, so in love, and so in debt.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door has been opened.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.