I'm really not that confident!.

I don't like things that aren't true..

Don't seek to be published, seek to be read..

I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married..

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I prefer true over happy now..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much..

One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride..

I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the on….

What can go wrong will go wrong..

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows..

You have to have something to put your work in otherwise it's not valid.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will..

The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever..

I've lived my life again just telling it to you..

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !.

I make movies for money, exclusively for money..

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child..