Quotes on Funny Marriage

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Love like there's no tomorrow, and if tomorrow comes, love again.

When people tell me they've learned from experience, I tell them the trick is to learn from other people's experience.

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are in his hand who saith, 'A whole I planned, youth shows but half; Trust God: See all, nor be afraid!

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

If I get married, I want to be very married.