Quotes on Funny Marriage

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Pray for the love which allows you to see the good in your companion. Pray for the love that makes weaknesses and mistakes seem small. Pray for the love to make your companion's joy your own. Pray for the love to want to lessen the load and soften the sorrows of your companion

Each marriage starts with two built-in handicaps. It involves two imperfect people.

Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much..._x000D_ _x000D_ ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

Everything comes to us from others. To Be is to belong to someone.