Quotes on Funny Relationship

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

Trust is the glue of life. It's the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It's the foundational principle that holds all relationships.

All diseases run into one, old age.

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual.