Quotes on Funny Relationship

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but what we are.

However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because he or she is the mirror of who you are inside.

What you call flaws are really just scars and wounds accumulated over a lifetime.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude.

Tenderness emerges from the fact that the two persons, longing, as all individuals do, to overcome the separateness and isolation to which we are all heir because we are individuals, can participate in a relationship that, for the moment, is not of two isolated selves but a union

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life.

Love does not cause suffering: what causes it is the sense of ownership, which is love's opposite.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people, of animals, a love ingengering gentleness and goodness that moved meand that I saw in you

Be honest, brutally honest. That is what's going to maintain relationships.

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.