Quotes on Funny Women

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

I've always loved independent women, outspoken women, eccentric women, funny women, flawed women. When someone says about a woman, 'I'm sorry, that's just wrong,' I tend to think she must be doing something right.

I married beneath me. All women do.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.