Quotes on Funny Work

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.