From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs….

I have achieved an inner freedom..

I stray away from formulaic, the formatted..

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other..

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking ….

Prac­tice doesn’t make per­fect. It makes bet­ter..

Things do tend to come around when the time is right though..

Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the righ….

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear..

It was as close as I had ever come to having power over someone, and I equated it with love..

Before change can be managed, it has to be sparked..

I am not what one calls a celebrity..

Sales fixes everything..

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?.

Confidence is the greatest friend..

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of..

I like it when I strut..

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence fo….

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened..

If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, somethi….