Confidence is the greatest friend..

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of..

I like it when I strut..

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence fo….

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened..

If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, somethi….

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..

Blogging is good for your career. A well-executed blog sets you apart as an expert in your field..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

The worse they are the more they see beauty in each other..

If you become a star known for one thing, that becomes your thing, and you don't want that, on some DNA level..

I was stained by failure..

Everyone always says more than they're supposed to..

Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people..

Everyone is the other and no one is himself..

Everyone has a right to rest so as not to injure themselves..

Compete with yourself, not with others..

I'm just someone who observes a lot..

I totally understand OJ. I get it..

My success wasn't based on how I could push down everybody that was around me. My success was based on how much I could push everybody up..