Nothing sparkly can stay..

I have never gauged myself against anyone else..

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier..

unrequitted love amuses me.

Before the work comes to you, you have to invent work..

I'm happy, but there's nothing to jump around about..

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?.

The best of Mozart's works cannot be even slightly rewritten without diminishment..

I never worked with a stinker. How great is that!.

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself..

After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points..

How could she tell him that we come to love those who save us?.

You have to do things for yourself, not for anybody else..

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money..

Do what's right and you'll never go wrong..

I respect very much my public and also the music I perform..

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis..

Those that innovate the future understand history the best..

No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'.

Oh, I don't talk about God..

It's time to discuss what it's going to take to get you beneath me"-GC.