You will be excellently executed..

In the service of Caesar, everything is legitimate..

Faith that doesn't affect your life isn't really faith..

Be the most you can be, so life will be more because you were..

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

Hitler was a teetotalitarian..

Nothing sparkly can stay..

I have never gauged myself against anyone else..

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier..

unrequitted love amuses me.

Before the work comes to you, you have to invent work..

I'm happy, but there's nothing to jump around about..

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?.

The best of Mozart's works cannot be even slightly rewritten without diminishment..

I never worked with a stinker. How great is that!.

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself..

After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points..

How could she tell him that we come to love those who save us?.

You have to do things for yourself, not for anybody else..

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money..