We are only what we do, not what we say we are..

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas..

I didn't like some of the movies that were coming into me.

When you have an economically unequal society, you end up with huge swaths of society that are disposable, basically..

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate..

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!".

When a lady condescends to apologise, there is no keeping one’s anger..

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence..

No one will ever touch Elvis.

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood..

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home..

#3 pencils and quadrille pads..

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one..

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again..

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church..

In the main, there are two sorts of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read..

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shi….

The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means..

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live..

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked at all times..