This depravation of our nature is nothing else but the blotting of God's image in us..

Having experienced everything one time already made it easier the second time around..

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?".

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye..

Happiness isn't wanting what you can get, but wanting what you have..

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong..

The bravest are the tenderest..

Whether or not we establish freedom rests with ourselves..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

The way he was playing, he probably could have scored on Jesus..

I'm no different than any other expendable player..

I'm loving N.Y., and words can't even describe how happy I am to be here..

My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call th….

Time is 'to make'. it is not 'to have'..

Don't do anything that you're already not great at doing..

By Thy power, let there be peace, O God!.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip..

I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase..

The elect, those who will; the non-elect, those who won't..

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in….

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry..