Don't count your boobies until they are hatched..

All great acheivements require time..

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them..

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it..

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down..

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out..

Live honestly to a higher note. Life is too short. So, do the best you can and live your life to a higher note..

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again..

The TV show. Any time you're playing, this is the gift, you get to play someone else. You get to be someone who you're not..

You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it." "I do like it," he said. His breathing was as hea….

I tried. But not everybody thought so..

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time..

It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9..

Let no one who can be his own belong to another..

We dissect failure a lot more than we dissect success..

You are good, You are great, You are amazing.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?.

I froze in time! And I thought, "My God... I'm free!".

When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with..

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait"..

I purge compulsively. I'm constantly shedding things..