I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs..

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club..

Some sorts of truth are truer than others..

Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money..

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congre….

After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points..

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued..

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them..

Let yourself be gutted. Let it open you. Start here..

I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

It's time to find out what the truth really is that's out there..

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life..

If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right?.

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?".

I think I finally chose the graduate degree in engineering primarily because it only took one year and law school took three years, and I felt the pr….

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently..

You can't eat your friends and have them too.

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

Before I traveled my road I was my road..

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck..

Every decoding is another encoding..