You and I are more than you and I because it's we..

You either are or you're not..

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't u….

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome..

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult..

Men and animals regard each other across a gulf of mutual incomprehension..

Hope can get you through anything..

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead..

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant..

When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I p….

I liked myself better when I wasnt me..

I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious..

The greasier, the better..

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life..

All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self….

A well known American writer said once that, while everybody talked about the weather, nobody seemed to do anything about it..

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me..

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile..

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known..

A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas..

We must like what we have when we don't have what we like..