Now that you have the knowledge of the gospel, you're called to do better..

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised..

Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense..

I invented my life because I wasn't pleased with it..

I open to anything... just about anything..

Always listen for what you can leave out..

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her..

I would really love to work with Clint Eastwood..

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?.

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies..

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook..

I have always been Fred Durst and I've always been me..

to hope was to expect.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph..

Learning patience takes a lot of patience!.

Everywhere you look in L.A., you're reminded of what you're a part of - or what you're not a part of. And everyone you meet is talking about the same….

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone i….

We love what we can't have, and we can't have what we love..

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit..

Almost no one can take on an entire future in one step, much less while reeling emotionally..

You must understand, I don't have to be happy to be happy..