Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul..

I actually love actors..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

When we decide to do something, we do it quickly..

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!.

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous..

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather..

Living is more a question of what one spends than what one makes..

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault..

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'.

God created a system which gave us freewill..

You can't be pro-business unless you're pro education..

I never even visualized for a second doing what I'm doing..

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't..

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing..

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out..

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory..

Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases: 1- It's completely impossible. 2- It's possib….

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation..

Proclaim not all though knowest, or all though owest..

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one..