I think people sometimes get the wrong impression when they're like, Oh, well, so-and-so was straight and then she was gay, and now she's straight ag….

It's like kill or be killed, that's my thing basically..

God isn't who we hope He is. God is who His word says He is..

When you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu, my friend Lee Saunders has said, and he is correct..

In the name of Christ, I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democ….

Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..

An image is not a picture, but a picture can correspond to it..

It is commonly thought that everything that is can be put into words..

As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children..

The direction worth going in isn't up, down, forward, or backward. It's towards. And beyond..

But it was an ending..

It is always hazardous to express what one has to say indirectly and allusively..

Do whatever you please, follow your own star; be original if you want to be and don’t if you don’t want to be. Just be natural and gay and light-hear….

Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now..

Things aren't good or bad in and of themselves. It's what we do with them that makes them so..

I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it'….

I am not a romantic leading man anymore so I don't need to nurture that public image anymore. I can talk about it now because I'm not afraid anymore ….

What is worth having is worth working for..

Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always w….

I definitely take a lot of bad pictures!.

While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay people aren't monsters, ….