I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfr….

Everything in life has its price..

Whatsoever is, is in God..

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!.

Some people who see cooking as a job. They got into cooking at some stage and they're sort of ticking along trying to get the money together to buy t….

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar..

Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she c….

I got Soul Power, never took a cold shower, Never had a girlfriend the color of cooking flour..

I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put S….

A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift ….

My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old, her parents nailed a 25 pound cruc….

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know w….

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it..

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend..

I was in the back of the car with my girlfriend, the Rascals came on the radio and I realized their song was sexier than the sex I was trying to have..

I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14..

Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car ….

Being raised on a boat felt like it was totally normal to me. I was just another kid hanging out, doing this and that. My girlfriend and I had a funn….