My first real kiss was in seventh grade. It was at the movie Hardball, starring Keanu Reeves and it was with my little sixth grade girlfriend. It was….

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly..

Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes to diminishin….

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men..

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family..

I feel like for me the lyric writing really comes from just what's going on in my heart and that's what consumes me; think a lot of our heart is rela….

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend..

Sweetness flows from your appearance and your beauty makes me fall more in love with you. Anytime I feel low, I think about the good times you have g….

I want to fall in love, I think. I've never. I know. Everyone I know's been in love or in relationships now and... There's only ever been... there's ….

I was always in and out of school. What I learned in high school is that female friendships are so much more important than worrying about having a b….

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure..

Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I dont forget the past, Im cool. One m….

You can make a beautiful, airtight world that's fascinating to look at, but it's not interesting unless you have a character that's trying to achieve….

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy..

I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know ….

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive..

Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when….

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend..

So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend?.

Let's be honest, half the marriages end in divorce. For me, it's never made much sense. I have a girlfriend and I'm not interested in anyone else, bu….

It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London..