I cannot pretend i am not without fear..
I never got to the point of needing drugs or thinking about giving up myself..
Nothing burps better than bacon..
As we interpret ourselves differently, we also live ourselves differently..
I don't have a particular genre that I want to stick to; if you work on a small piece, you take that experience with you when you work on a big piece….
Not everyone is at the top of his or her game all the time - you can't be..
The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!.
If you’re passionate about something then it will definitely work out for you. You should never stop believing in something, and you shouldn’t listen….
It's not personal, it's strictly business.
There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.
I like Cilantro, but you don't have to..
You spend your life getting walked on, you learn to recognize the tread..
If you're into writing and making people laugh, or just want to video blog something, you should get a simple digital video camera. And all computers….
Mend it, fix it, make do, or do without..
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
I wouldn't leave Disney to do Disney..
You can't find what doesn't exist, but you can create it..
I never get recognised..
A marriage can go wrong at any time..
Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded..
It's been years, but I still say that I went out with the same progressive values and liberal ideals that I went in with. I made a couple of mistakes….