Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club..
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus..
I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more..
I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to….
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States..
Golf is a better game played downhill..
What's interesting about golf is that most athletes end up gravitating toward golf because it is such a difficult sport..
I love the golf courses because it brought the best out of me. It made me prepare, made me work at it, made me do the things I needed to do to be bet….
Once you play a tournament, you're playing against the golf course, you're playing against yourself and trying to do the best you can..
That "I don't give a darn" attitude is probably why I've shot so many good final rounds over the years when I started the day a few shots behind with….
I want to be what I've always wanted to be: dominant..
Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself..
I never worried about money, except that I knew that all I had to worry about was golf. As long as I could play, I was going to make money..
When I used to play golf. It's a terrible miserable game. It's incredibly frustrating. In 18 holes you make 150 horrible shots off in the woods, in t….
I didn't push any of my kids into golf, and they played golf because they wanted to..
A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke..
Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt..
To find a man's true character, play golf with him..
The holes are numbered..
We all would like to struggle like Tiger is struggling..
I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be l….