None of us are what we once were..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

Don’t be against things so much as for things..

I just don't hear anyone else making the music I'm making in my head, so I'll have to do it myself..

The future is not something to be predicted, it's something to be achieved..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

Once you'd resolved to go, there was nothing to it at all..

Don't be afraid to question. Don't be afraid to get fired. Don't be afraid to be wrong..

It is time to finish off the U.S. once and for all..

It's amazing how life conspires to set you up with what you need..

It's rare when you have everything going perfectly all at the same time..

I live a pretty anonymous life..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

I just love to compete.

In the beginning was the image..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it..

There are things about which I don't even talk to myself..

I do what I like now. I just don't have time for it all..

I prefer a life in which we don't take ourselves too seriously..

Do you not see the Madonna always beside the tabernacle?.