Quotes on Great Coffee

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.