For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

In the camera business, you won't survive if you don't innovate. In the guitar business you may or may not. The guitars being sold were designed betw….

I tried to make guitars that were close to what my heroes played. That's the way it's done. My experience is that you have to do it like a musician. ….

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

It was 2002, we all got guitars for Christmas and started playing in my garage that summer, rehearsed there and in a warehouse for a bit for about a ….

I have never voted in my life..

I can plunk out enough chords to write a song, but I'm completely afraid to play guitar in front of other people. It's a fear of failure, I guess..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

I give myself time with a guitar and PA to let my subconscious do its thing. This happens repeatedly over a period of time, and slowly, a set of song….

It's a good feeling to be at a place where you know who you are as an artist. I didn't know back then, I just wanted to give my family a better life ….

God is always at work around you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

I really wanted to, but I just didn't understand how people became comedians. I kind of thought it was something you were born into. And so I wanted ….