I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

Understanding the past requires pretending that you don't know the present..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

I have never voted in my life..

I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband..

My country has no history, only a past..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

If you do not like the past, change it..

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist..

History is not written in the interests of morality..

God is always at work around you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.