I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings..

The public makes it so that we have to keep assaulting each other..

Whatever is contained must be released..

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?.

Don't be afraid to have nothing..

I'm not exactly repulsive..

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home..

And he smote the Balrog upon the mountainside..

this is the upside of already being eternally damned.

Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.

With God, there is always a future..

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his dea….

Obviously it could be, because it was..

I'm not out here to be beefing with nobody..

You are what you are and that fascinates me..

I tend to eat geographically. When I'm in L.A., I like to eat L.A. food..

I love Shirley Maclaine, love that woman..

You can't choose your potential, but you can choose to fulfill it..

The reason we'd stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of….

There's so much to be afraid of..