Id rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman..

Either you understand or you don't, and that is that..

Ask any man what nationality he would prefer to be, and ninety nine out of a hundred will tell you that they would prefer to be Englishmen.

What sets a canoeing expedition apart is that it purifies you more rapidly and inescapably than any other. Travel a thousand miles by train and you a….

Do you not see the Madonna always beside the tabernacle?.

You must not allow yourself to be advised, cautioned, influenced, persuaded.

You can't be pro-business unless you're pro education..

I've aged, but grown up? No..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

Nothing is rarer than a solitary lie; for lies breed like Surinam toads; you cannot tell one but out it comes with a hundred young ones on its back..

I cannot choose one hundred best books because I have only written five.

Something that cannot be explained cannot be seen..

When you don't have certain senses your other senses become heightened..

I only like boutiques..

It is up to us not to bury that potential we have..

I love a woman who can out-eat me..

Fifty percent of something is better than than one hundred percent of nothing..

Some things just have to be believed to be seen..

The full veil is not appropriate for Germans, and should be banned wherever legally possible..

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer..