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I love to read about healthy eating and preach to my husband, who doesn't listen. Now I'm trying to teach it to my daughters.

I've done enough for a while and people get fed up of seeing you, but apart from that, although I'm young, I need a bit of rest. You could say I have become a house husband. It's not a new man thing, it's just largely a boring man who doesn't mind staying in the house thing.

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If I was a 6 or an 8, I thought, "Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?" Now I feel like I have two great kids and the dreamiest husband on the planet, and everything else is just a work in progress.

I felt really bad for someone who is swimming in so much hate. I just thought, that's someone who's in a really bad spot, and I am in such a happy spot. I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids who are mooning me and singing me songs.

So darlin' if your wonderin' why I brought you here tonight _x000D__x000D_I wanna be your husband I want you to be my wife _x000D__x000D_I ain't got much to give you but what I got means everything _x000D__x000D_Its my last name

A writer judging his own work is like deceived husband - he is frequently the last person to appreciate the true state of affairs.

Patriarchy requires violence or the subliminal threat of violence in order to maintain itself... The most dangerous situation for a woman is not an unknown man in the street, or even the enemy in wartime, but a husband or lover in the isolation of their home.

When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband.

I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.

Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.

An obedient wife commands her husband.

She was the prettiest, silliest, most affected, husband-hunting butterfly ever.

The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.

No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

If there is no order in your relationship with your wife, with your husband, with your children, with your neighbour - whether that neighbour is near or very far away - forget about meditation.

I look upon statistics as the handmaid of medicine, but on that very account I hold that it befits medicine to treat her handmaid with proper respect, and not to prostitute her services for controversial or personal purposes.

Probably no strychnine has sent as many husbands into their graves as mealtime scolding has, and nothing has driven more men into the arms of other women as the sound of a shrill whine at table.

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.

[Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her._x000D__x000D_Christie's husband, Max Mallowan, was an archaeologist.