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That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger-not to be interfered with by speech or action which would distract the sensations from the fresh enjoyment of repose.

Being a husband is a whole time job. That is why so many husbands fail._x000D__x000D_They cannot give their entire attention to it.

You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.

When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.

The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup.

Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,_x000D__x000D_Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee,_x000D__x000D_And for thy maintenance commits his body_x000D__x000D_To painful labour both by sea and land,_x000D__x000D_To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,_x000D__x000D_Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe;_x000D__x000D_And craves no other tribute at thy hands_x000D__x000D_But love, fair looks and true obedience;_x000D__x000D_Too little payment for so great a debt.

Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.

I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody knows you.

The way he treated me & the way I treated him, the way we took care of each other & our family, while he lived. That is so much more important than the idea I will see him someday.

The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.

Get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee.

Of the widow's countless death-duties there is really just one that matters: on the first anniversary of her husband's death the widow should think I kept myself alive.

I cannot say, and I will not say_x000D__x000D_That he is dead. He is just away._x000D__x000D_With a cheery smile, and a wave of the hand,_x000D__x000D_He has wandered into an unknown land_x000D__x000D_And left us dreaming how very fair_x000D__x000D_It needs must be, since he lingers there._x000D__x000D_And you - oh you, who the wildest yearn_x000D__x000D_For an old-time step, and the glad return,_x000D__x000D_Think of him faring on, as dear_x000D__x000D_In the love of There as the love of Here._x000D__x000D_Think of him still as the same. I say,_x000D__x000D_He is not dead - he is just away.

My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same.

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other... maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.

I work a lot of hours, and in this business you really try to keep as busy as you possibly can. Sometimes when you really focus on kids in your free time you lose the husband and wife relationship to some degree. It's been a real focus for us to make sure we stay focused on us two.

I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.