You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s..

Never drink if you've got any work to do. Never..

We'd never get anything fixed to suit us if we waited for things to suit us before we started..

I thought you were dead. Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me..

I rather live as if God exists to find out that He doesn't than live as if he doesn't exist to find out He does..

If we must disagree, let's disagree without being disagreeable..

If you come back in here, I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left..

If an opponent won't watch you bet, then you probably shouldn't..

If politicians all told the truth, we'd be out of business..

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others.

If you don't believe in yourself how will somebody else believe in you?.

If it never rained, nothing would grow..

If you want to build a business, build the people..

If we build the people, they'll build the business.

If the present is really all we have, then the present lasts forever..

If you can conceive it in your mind, then it can be brought to the physical world..

If we are to preserve culture we must continue to create it..

If you want to see things just as they are, then you yourself must practice just as you are..

Life is everchanging, if you cease to change, you cease to live..

Knowledge is only useful if you do something with it..

If you don't have the best people you hurt everyone..