If the greatest god is the stillness all the motions add up to, then we must ineluctably be included..

The only way I can't hit .300 is if there's something physically wrong with me..

If it is not nailed to the floor, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it is not nailed down..

If there's anything I can do- I know there probably isn't, but..." Just be here.

If I can be a leader, I will..

If you don't tell me what's on your mind, I can't guess.

Well, if I can't be happy, I can be useful, perhaps..

If I can laugh, I can live..

We are born for love, but it will die if not nurtured..

If you have health, you have everything..

Your family should be there. Your family should always be there. What does it say about you if they aren't?.

He can’t ground her if he’s already killed her,” I pointed out when Juliana quoted this to me. “Well, he can, but it wouldn’t have the same impact..

You cannot have Christ, if you will not serve Him..

If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you..

I've never really thought about competing with cartoons. If it ever gets to that point, then just shoot me..

The commonest thing is delightful if one only hides it..

If you’re reading to find friends, you’re in deep trouble..

If there's a camera on me or off me, it's roughly the same, just a lot less energy..

If you have clutter, you're richer than you think!.

However and wherever we are, we must live as if we will never die..

I like to tour, but I prefer to tour in the United States. If I go overseas, I tend to get into trouble..